So I wrote:
Tracking OxyContin doesn't have to be a pain
OK, it won't win me any awards, but it's serviceable.
Then the art department changed it to a picture of Viagra, and now I'm incapable of writing anything that doesn't sound smutty.
Tracking Viagra doesn't have to be hard
Get your hands off my Viagra!
Keep in touch with your Viagra
RFID gives you boners