Who: Subject of song written by Shel Silverstein and recorded by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show.
Pros: Is good about answering the phone and passing along information. Forecasts the weather and suggests rain gear, as approprate. Extremely polite.
Cons: Rather passive-aggressive.
Who: Subject of song by Fountains of Wayne.
Pros: Has got it goin' on. Has a pool. Hires local teens to do lawn work. Is often betoweled.
Cons: May be giving the slip to love-struck teen. Daughter is complicating factor. Somewhat picky about quality of the lawn work.
Winner: Stacy's Mom does, after all, have it goin' on.